Driving around the little piece of heaven we call home, Kari and I often get a kick out of the names of the suburban housing additions. Here are a few examples...
Magnolia Plantation
Mission Springs
Olde North Village
Rock Creek Estates
Smoking Oaks
Faircloud
Woody Creek
Who comes up with these? I really think they need to rename some of them to be a bit more truthful, though. Don’t you? Let’s try with the one’s above...
White People Only Plateau = Magnolia Plantation
No Need For Church Estates = Mission Springs
Not Been East of the Mississippi Ever Gardens = Olde North Village
Sucks When It Rains Pointe = Rock Creek Estates
Arson or Foreclosure Estates = Smoking Oaks
Ain’t an Ounce of Indian Blood in Us Park = Faicloud
Viagra Heights = Wood Creek
Peace Out!
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2 comments:
Too funny!
You forgot Smiling Hills...
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